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    post some crappy stuff here to share and help everyone take a break from our stressful lives.

  • #2
    Heheh! I thought it was really funny!! Miller always does funny ads!


    • #3
      RE: Let William Hung takes u away ur stress...

      Go to William Hung flash.. and click on the stars to see him dance!


      • #4
        The "Brief Safe"

        The "Brief Safe"... Interesting innovation...


        • #5
          er... rather unhygienic innovation.

          hail to the king!! he didn't even miss a beat!!


          • #6
            do go through this when you are free. worth the time.




            • #8
              not really a de-stressing crap. on the contrary, its rather disturbing. so moderators, if you feel this isn't appropriate here, please just remove it.

              this shows the video of the beheading of nicholas berg (on the news recently). you have a choice to watch it or ignore it, but i feel everyone has the right to have access to it, to see the brutality of these extremists. i wonder if this conflict will ever end.



              • #9
                watched it with my flatmates already.

                it just bewilders me how anyone can do this to someone else.


                • #10
                  Stress Reliever # 1

                  Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

                  Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

                  Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

                  Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 2

                  Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

                  Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

                  Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

                  __________________________________________________ ___________________

                  Stress Reliever # 3

                  Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

                  Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

                  Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 4

                  Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

                  Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

                  Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"

                  Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 5

                  A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

                  "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 6

                  Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

                  Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 7

                  "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

                  "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

                  ?Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"

                  "He was the original owner."

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 9

                  A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

                  "My father grows beans," said one student.

                  "My father cooks beans," said another.

                  Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 10

                  Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

                  Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

                  Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

                  Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 11

                  Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

                  The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

                  __________________________________________________ _____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 12

                  A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

                  He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 13

                  Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"

                  Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 14

                  "Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?"

                  Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."

                  __________________________________________________ ____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 15

                  A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"

                  He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour." __________________________________________________ _____________________

                  Stress Reliever # 16

                  Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"

                  Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."