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  • 'Cold' Jokes (Qian4 Bian3 Wen4 Da2 Ti2)

    Hi, i did a search, there was no related topic, so here it is.

    Most of these 'cold' jokes should be orginated from Taiwan, i guess from talk shows & variety shows etc.

    Some of those from Jacky Wu can be really funny! But there are others that can be really 'cold' & can let u scratch head.

    But i find that these jokes can really help u chat someone up, especially those Q&A types. For me, we pop one or two at work, to liven up a bit.

    Anyone? Let's share!
    Last edited by se7enseas; 21-11-2005, 04:32 PM.

  • #2
    lol, you must have heard the another girl host (Peng Lin?! not Ah Ya.. I dont know her name) cold joke about a big potato walking down the street or something, heh.

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    • #3
      if CC allows posting in chinese character its a good idea. sometimes posting translated jokes are not so funny anymore.

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      • #4
        yah kestrel, it crosses my mind too. can we use hanyu pinyin? need to translate or explain in proper english at e bottom or not huh?
        hmm...but we will see how it works out

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        • #5
          hehe.. okie.. Can i start?

          Hope you all can understand, i just got this sms from a fren today.

          "Zuo zi de yi li rou zhong diao dao di shang le. Qin wen shi shui ba ta shi qi lai?"
          Translates in english to : A meat dumpling on the table drops onto the floor. Guess who picks it up?

          Answer: Slyvester Sly
          Reason? : His new song : Xiang Long shi Ba Zhang!

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          • #6
            ceres! .....well i used to receive lots of cold jokes but i cant recall any of them now! haha.....i shall dig into my memory...and share it here

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            • #7
              i thought of one that SO asked me!

              "谁的肚子最硬?? (translate to : whose's stomach is most firm?")

              Ans: 印度人 (硬肚人) the same pronounciation...nothing of racism here
              Last edited by cUp; 10-06-2005, 03:09 PM.

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              • #8
                Aladin has got how many elder brothers??

                Ans: 3 because 阿拉丁- 甲乙丙丁。he's the forth...so he has got 3 brothers before him

                quite lame....

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                • #9
                  One more english one (quite common)

                  3 girls are eating their cone ice cream...one licks it, one bites it, one uses straw to suck it. Which one is the married one?

                  Ans: The one wearing a ring......... :Doh:

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                  • #10
                    I got a longer version of the 1 wearing rings..

                    The maths teacher ask the students: There are 10 birds in the tree, if the hunter shoots 1 bird, how many are there left?

                    Little Johnny answer: None cos all the other birds would have flown away.

                    The maths teacher say: No, thats incorrect. There should be 9 birds left but I like the way you think.

                    Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a question for you. There are 3 woman eating ice-cream. One woman is licking her ice-cream. Another is biting the ice-cream & the last 1 is sucking the ice-cream. Which 1 is married?

                    The maths teacher: Erm.. the 1 sucking the cone?

                    Little Johnny: Nope, the 1 with the wedding ring.. But i like the way you think!

                    hahaha.. sorry.. abit "yellow"

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                    • #11
                      haha a combi of both jokes .....the 1st one i heard before..but it's being modify to become this huh? ...ahah

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                      • #12
                        ^^ lol.. funny esp the little johnny and the teacher one!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ceres
                          hehe.. okie.. Can i start?

                          Hope you all can understand, i just got this sms from a fren today.

                          "Zuo zi de yi li rou zhong diao dao di shang le. Qin wen shi shui ba ta shi qi lai?"
                          Translates in english to : A meat dumpling on the table drops onto the floor. Guess who picks it up?

                          Answer: Slyvester Sly
                          Reason? : His new song : Xiang Long shi Ba Zhang!
                          another ans is 'xiang long' as in 'xiang long 18 zhang' (a stance that is commonly mentioned in chinese ancient kung fu show)

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                          • #14
                            here's another one! heee

                            Qn: From number 1 -10, which is the laziest n which is the most hardworking?


                            Ans: 1 is the laziest n 2 is the most hardworking!!!


                            Reason: Yi Bu Juo Er Bu Xiu literally translated as 1 dun do n 2 doesnt stop heeee

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                            • #15
                              this thread shall lighten up my day!

                              here's the one my friend always ask:

                              Q: what colour are the knife and gun?

                              A: blue! cause dao qiang bu ru* :Doh:

                              dao qiang bu ru: literally translated as all the knives and guns can't penetrate. in this case, bu ru pronounced fast will sound like 'blue'.

                              i'm feeling lame.

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